Zabulon
Zabulon is a space alien with manners. She came to earth a brain-eating, skull-fucking animal; but through some cultivation, she attained what Confucius would call renhood. She is now the leading vegan in her field. She plans to return to Zabylonia one day with her BA in Manners. We sort of love her (K and D, shoutout!)
Zabulon does, however, still carry a massive temper. Once someone asked her whether her veggies were prepared in real butter. His body is missing to this day, but his head can be seen securely jammed over the minute hand of the clock on South College. Zabulon passes this daily and laughs, asserting that from now on, "[name removed] will always know what time it is."
We once captured Zabulon for 5 fucking seconds. She melted the bars by touching them, and escaped. But due to her newfound sense of manners and mannerology, she did not harm any of us. In fact, she appreciated the joke. But she did fly around the world twelve times in one minute to blow off steam.
