Kristen May
Kristen May is a freshman living in Fauver Field Residences. She was in the Vagina Monologues, or, in street-terminology, VagMons. This is humorous and ironic, mainly because she has a monster for a vagina. She is also an escaped convict. She has killed 140 people by glaring at them with her evil eyes. Her computer mouse has a clitoris for a click-wheel. Pwned.